Cp Stories (4TH EDITION!!!!!)

 Welcome to the Fourth Edition of the Funny Storie’s page.

 

1st Story: Splasher’s MusicJam 

It all began when Splasher99 was waltzing in his own igloo. There was a great bustle and hustle of puffles dancing around him (and he danced too much he forget to feed his puffles some of them ran away )

   Then, his buddy Be Man 130 waddled into the room. He asked, “You still dance with these old tracks?”

    “Yeah!” said Splasher99 truthfully.

   “You’re crazy! Didn’t you read the news??? Cadence and Gary made the MusicMaker 3000 and there’s tons of new tracks! Now what are you going to do? You’re going to have a Music Jam this evening and you don’t even have any of the new tracks!”

      Splasher99 was puzzled. What? He never missed an edition of the Club Penguin Times.

“Where did you get all that information?” He asked Be Man 130.

“I got it from Waddle TV!” said Be Man 130.

    Right, Splasher99 thought. I work at Waddle TV so that’s why I didn’t get all that information because my beak was in a whole bunch of papers!

      Now Splasher99 was really intrigued into the new tracks. What happens if he can’t get those in time? His 100 buddies will be so angry!  

    “Where do you get these new tracks?” He asked Be Man, but he said “It’s a mystery I’ll give you to solve.”

       Splasher99 waddled into the warm summer snow (Ok, I exaggerated. Summer isn’t warm enough to heat snow, OK?) Splasher99 went to the Dance Shop and asked the nearest DJ there.

   “New Tracks????? You haven’t got that yet? Don’t kid me! Waddle TV already splattered the news across the wonky world!” snorted the DJ.

   Splasher99 reported him for being rude to a penguin (not a puffle.)

                         Then, Splasher99 went to the Lighthouse. The Penguin Band was rehearsing for their concert this evening.

        “New Tracks? You haven’t got that yet? Don’t kid me! Waddle TV already splattered the news across the wonkly world!” said Stompin’ Bob in a not-very-rude tone and did not snort (anyways, Splasher99 can’t report a star even if he wanted to).

        ” But I wasn’t there to see the news! May you please just tell me where it is??”

    “They’re already out. Everyone already bought it.”

     “WHAT?” said Splasher99. They already sold out?????????????”

    Then Splasher99 told the Penguin Band about his Music Jam this evening. Then, the Penguin Band smiled. “Tell your 100 buddies that they’re going to have a special guest, with special free backgrounds.”

    “You’re going to come into my igloo? Really? Serious?”

     “Yes.”

   “YAY!” Splasher99 ran to the nearest telephone and called all his 100 buddies (and that costed him a fortune.)

    “The Music Jam at my igloo today will have a special guest. Make sure you come in time!!!”

    When the time came, everyone was dancin’ in my igloo at the same Penguin Standard Time. When it reached some time, the Penguin Band waddled in.

    “PENGUIN BAND! PENGUIN BAND! PENGUIN BAND! PENGUIN BAND!” everyone cried. They got out their pieces of paper and got a lot of signatures. Backgrounds were in the air and everyone showed their best moves.”

                 The Music Jam turned out good after all!

    The end

       2nd story: Legend of the Club Penguin Dragon

     One day, me olde jester was bouncin’ around his ring. The wizard was readin’ a spell and tryin’ to get everyone’s harvest as good as possible. Then the wizard stopped, sayin’ “Sorry, my lord. I read part of the spell and it says,

OOKA LOOKA! PUFF DRAGONA PUFF YEAR! This means this year will have a huge dragon, my lord, in which will cause destruction into all of your kingdom.”

   I had to admit I am pretty scared. Maybe Club Penguin Kingdom will be doomed, from a secret dragon in me mine.

“Tell the troops”, I commanded, ” to march towards the Snow Field in front of me castle! Today I am going to go and attack the dragon before it attacks us!”

       The wizard looked shocked. He knew that it was a big task. But yes, he did what I asked.

  Then, when I reached the snow field, I saw a hundred of penguin knights and of course, tons of cannons with red puffles. 

     “I AM TO TAKE THE WIZARD WITH ME!!!” I announced. Of course, all knighs replied “YES SIR!”

“MARCH!” I commanded, and we were on our way. Everyone was running and screaming and marching.

           But, along the way, I did not think it will be hard to get to Dragon Cave. But oh, I was very wrong! I was just on my sled along a slope and DOOM! half the soldiers ran away. We saw tons of blue dragons approaching against us, firing hot firey balls. Our black puffles were no match against a shot from those dragons.  

   We knew we had to escape. Soldiers were all trying to escape. I looked at the wizard. He had already ducked! Maybe I should had brought more soldiers. 

     I looked in his spell book. I saw one page that marked, “ADD MORE FIRE TO BLACK PUFFLES.” So I said the spell:

       Oink, Dough Sauce, Pizza Sauce! Puffy Blacks, Fire Starts!

  It was working! All the black puffles gained power and crazily shot and all the dragons. 

This made the soldiers come back. But, as they come back, we have already reached Dragon Cave.

    All the puffles wearily walked. They were tired from the battle with the blue dragons. And now, the real trouble has came.

     I asked the wizard if I could use the spell once more to gain more power for the black puffles and burn the whole cave. But the wizard said, “You can only use a spell once, my lord.”

         As we go in, we were so tired we can barely waddle. We cannot see our flippers since it was so dark. But, when we reached the dragon, of course, we could see it. It was very big and its jaws were wide. Before we know it, it show a flame ball at us!

  All of us ducked. Some brave knights tried to poke the dragon but it was no use. The dragon’s skin was as hard as steel. It would only use magic again and the wizard told me there was no spell to kill dragons.

Then I had an idea. If we could go on the dragon, it’s flames would be no use! And if it tries to burn us, it will burn itself.

“ON THE DRAGON!” I commanded. All the knights and puffles tried to go up, and some succeeded, some did not.

My plan worked. The dragon was burning! We were tap-dancing and jumping with joy. The puffles danced to celebrate. We won our war!

THE END.

 

3rd story- I have a brown puffle!

 After I read the Legend of the Golden Puffle, I thought, why not get a brown puffle? Brown Paint was on promotion this month and it would be a shame not to get some. So I did. I went to get some paint, and put it in my blue puffle’s bath.

“Hey puffle”, I said, “Come and get your bath! You’re as smelly as rotten mullet.”

 The blue puffle jumped right in before I even said “do it!” He splashed himself and drank some (he thought it was chocolate) and choaked. 

    When he came out, he was a cool brown puffle. As brown as Hershey’s Chocolate. He went up and down, showing off his fur.

 I took him for a walk. Everyone gasped, everyone gulped. I said, “Here’s my brown puffle!” But before they could ask where to get it, I went back to my igloo and locked the door, in case anyone comes in.

 I thought about being found out. What happens if they ask where I found it! What happens if it went to the pool? Uh Oh. This isn’t going too good. So I thought, wash it.

But when I washed it, the brown didn’t come off! (That’s the result of buying cheap quality. The fur absorbed the paint.) That means, it’s going to be brown forever!

“Oh no!” I cried. “What should I do?”

I ran around. So I tried cutting out the fur. My puffle was left, naked.

So what did I get in the end? A naked puffle! I can’t take my puffle for a walk for weeks because it can’t stand the cold anymore. (Hope when the fur grows again it won’t be brown)

The end

 

 

Thanks for reading!