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What happens once in a decade, once in a year, once in a day but never once in a month?
The letter A! Submitted by Thaper
Why do penguins eat squid?
Because they’re a lot more squishy than donuts.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Yum.
Yum who?
Yum, here comes a yummy penguin!
(Sorry the jokes I made aren’t so funny these week!)
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Splasher99
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~Davy~
I got a joke:
What happens once in a decade, once in a year, once in a million years, once in a day, but never in a month?
~Thaper
Answer: The letter “A”!
Splasher99: Please put in “Club Penguin-Related Jokes.”
Nice joke
I gotz one!
” Sarah: Miss, miss, would you blame someone for something they didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not, why do you ask that, Sarah?
Sarah: Because I didn’t do my homework!”
~Davy~
ok I am not sure if you like it
WHy did the blue penguin stay in the water for a year?
answer:because it was water gets waters blue blue penguin I guess not
heres a joke
Why did Herbert P. Bear jump on the Dojo roof?
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Answer: He wanted to eat some burgers with Sensei
I got another one
Knock knock
whos there
bananana
bananana who?
Knock knock
whos there
bananana
bananana who?
Knock knock
whos there
bananana
bananana who?
Knock knock
whos there
apple
apple who
apple cuz your happy I did not say bananana again
haha